Talk about a FREAK Accident! Chinese couple falls out of their apartment window while having sex and DIES!!!

Now I’ve been known to find out things a little late, but this??? This is news to me! Apparently a Chinese couple in Wuhan, Central China died this summer while in the middle of having (what I only hope was) the best sex ever!

These two lil mcnasties, were supposedly just gettin it in one hot summer afternoon against a poorly constructed window, but I guess homeboy went for that death stroke and caused the glass to shatter sending the couple plummeting to their death from their apartment window in central China.

Witnesses said that they saw the couple holding each other tightly on the way down and soon after medics arrived to assist but it was too late.

I don’t know, something about this story just amuses all my sick, dark, twisted humor bones and I really can’t stop laughing. No matter how many articles of this story I read they all for some reason are extremely hilarious to me and I feel like a horrible person for getting such a laugh from this tragedy.

To be clear, I don’t find the fact that these two lost their lives while boning at all amusing. But theres just no way I can hear this story and not chuckle, if that makes me a piece of shit then I will wear that badge proudly but I think this really takes the cake when it comes to freak accidents.

Whats the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex, and are windows now out of the question?

Read more about this freak accident here!!!

Till Next Time, Stay PRESSED

Maybelline Color Show Polka Dot collection I’M PRESSED over Drops of Jade!

Its Sunday and I am here PRESSED as ever over this new collection of polishes from Maybelline!!!! Now, anyone who knows me I mean REALLY knows me, knows that I love my nail polish and I love spending a few minutes out of some days just polishing and designing my nails, its relaxing and always a good me time hobby, but sometimes I just don’t have the time. Still, not having the time doesn’t mean I don’t want my key tappers to look cute!

A few days ago I came across a photo on facebook that made me rush right out and grab this polish, AND I AM IN LOVE. I can swipe on a coat and have instant polkadot nail art right out of the bottle!

When I look at my nails I can NOT believe its just from a single polish! Anyone would think I spent time strategically placing these little nail confetti sprinkles on my nails when really it was no work at all! I almost feel guilty for cheating such a cute look but to soothe my guilt I am gonna share it with you all, that way the secret is out and we can all have fabulous cute trendy nails without spending an hour at the salon or the kitchen table trying to achieve it.

Here are all the colors offered in this collection:

(from the left) Drops of Jade, Dotty, Clearly Spotted, Pretty in Polka and Blue Marks!!!

This photo does NAWT do these shades justice! But thats why I’m here!

Unfortunately the Walmart I went to only had two colors, Drops of Jade and Blue Marks, and at just under three bucks a pop you better believe I got em both and love em both!  these polishes is that they are super crazy affordable I mean when I got to the (much hated) self checkout at Walmart and scanned these bad boys and saw the price? UGH !!!! If they’d had all the colors I would have stocked UP!

These polishes apply nice and easy (I used two coats) and it dries to a smooth shiny finish!  Also, they don’t take forever to dry either so #winning.  I would say each application lasts about a week before chipping ( I was too lazy to use a top coat this time) not to mention thats with me washing dishes everyday, so I am more than satisfied!

Today I will be showing off Drops of Jade, this polish is just too adorable!!! Its a Pretty shade of Jade that pops with navy blue and white sprinkles, polkadots and confetti flakes its AMAZING!!!!

I can’t wait to track down the rest of this collection! Riteaid here I come

ANYWAY check out my nails  in Drops of Jade!!!!